The Okayest Show

Generation One: Chapter 10

I decided to drink one of my potions of immortality.

I want to be here with Guidry and Ulla forever.

Ulla recently attended the Humor and Hi-jinks festival.

Her friend Kieran Delgato joined her. They have been BBF’s and partners in crime since they were kids.

Ulla told me that they had a great time joking around and laughing.

But at some point their friendly banter turned flirty.

Ulla said she was feeling very flirty as well as confident, so without overthinking it she kissed him.

She was thrilled when he kissed her back.

Sadly, Ulla had just returned from the festival when Mystic passed away.

I added her back to the family as a ghost cat. I mean if I can have a ghost partner and Ulla can have a ghost father then we can have a ghost cat as a pet.

Even as a ghost, Mystic still loves playing laser pointer.

I have been sitting in on Herbalism skill classes. Sometimes I find them insightful while other times it is difficult to focus.

I have also been reading books on Herbalism. I am currently at level 8 in the skill.

I have also been stalking up on Potions of Plentiful needs.

And taking more paranormal Investigator gigs.

Ulla is doing really well in school. She recently came home with an A. Kieran comes home with her practically every day after school.

They usually start out on the couch watching the comedy channel or working on homework but end up making out.

I decided it was important to sit down with Ulla and have the woohoo talk.

It left us both feeling very uncomfortable and embarrassed.

Ulla has also been working on her spellcasting. However, she only wants to learn the practice her mischief magic. She can know perform the Furio spell.

One afternoon a distant relative passed away and left me some money. Turns out that in order to get the money I need to be married within 7 days.

I immediately summoned Guidry.

We made our relationship official by first becoming boyfriend/girlfriend.

Then Guidry proposed. I happily said yes.

Ulla came home from prom all upset. I guess she lost out on court jester to Fiona Spellman. Ulla has been campaigning all year for court jester by playing pranks and telling jokes. She considered herself robbed.

I need some more plants and insects for my herbalism recipes, so I planned a trip to Granite Falls. Ulla asked if she could stay home by herself to study for final exams. I was hesitant as she can be a bit mischievous but in the end I agreed.

I spent several days in Granite Falls, collecting insects and harvesting plants.

One day I found a cave that led me deep into the woods.

Were I found even more plants and insects to collect. I also did some fishing and grilled some beetles.

On my last night in Granite Falls I drew a seance circle and summoned Guidry.

We eloped under the stars.

When I got home, I prepared several new remedies.

And reached level 9 in the herbalism skill.

I am really worried about Ulla. She has her final exams today and was in the bathroom throwing up she was so stressed/nervous. While she can be a bit of a class clown she does take her grades very seriously.

I made her a some Tummy Therapy and De-Stressing Decoction.

Later that day, Ulla came home from school in tears.

“What’s wrong?” I asked.

“Kieran broke up with me today,” she cried.

That was not what I was expecting to hear. I thought perhaps she failed an exam or something.

“I thought everything was going so well with you,” I said. “Did he give you a reason?”

Ulla nodded but was crying to hard to really respond.

She ran to her room and cried under the covers.

She was still really sad the next morning, so I decided to make her some Sadness Alleviation Lotion.

While doing so, I reached level 10 in the Herbalism skill. Even though I have no use for it, I brewed up an Elixir of Fertility.

I have successfully made all 12 herbalism recipes.

Thanks to my frequent use of practical magic like scruberoo, repario, copypasto, and deliciouso as well as my potion making I have earned enough Spellcaster talent points to unlock all of magical advantages.

It was finally time to build my circus tent. Outside we have our money trees as well as a caldron and picnic area. The inside of the tent has three areas/attractions.

The largest area displays my collection of brooms and wands.

It is perfect for engaging in magical duels or training.

There is another area for holding seances. It is filled with random things I collected while working as a paranormal investigator.

The third area has a caldron for making potions. There is also a display of past potions I either made myself or bought from the magic shops. If you look closely you can see I also displayed my herbalism remedies.

In the back of the tent there is a small bathroom.

And a ladder.

Which leads to a basement version of our former trailer. The only difference is that it no longer has windows or a front door.

The last thing I needed to do before turning over the reigns to Ulla’s generation is take a mother/daughter check kiss photo. I know Ulla finds this tradition silly but someday she will realize it’s importance.


If you are wondering how Ulla ended up with the Prom Jester hat, when she didn’t win prom jester, you will have to check out part one her story. While I was working on Sabrina’s herbalism skill I was playing through some of Ulla’s teen years simultaneously so chapter one of her story will start prior to the building of the circus tent.